GOP health care reform facts.
In light of yesterdays reports that Democrats will abandon bipartisanship and craft a health care reform bill on their own, be warned that you will see the following:
Health care reform will provide funds that will allow patient's and their pet's heads to be transposed. Think Chihuahua head on woman's body. Evidently Obama is a big fan of "Mars Attacks".
Patients receiving treatment for throat ailments will be implanted with tiny alien embryos that will punch out of their chest at some inopportune moment. Funds will be provided to Sigourney Weaver to hunt down the critters and incinerate them. Evidently Obama is also a fan of "Aliens".